Last week, we saw the invincible street lethal warrior Master Ken, founder of the deadliest martial art ever created, Ameri-Do-Te, offer his two cents on the “art” of Aikido. We’ve all seen his general dismissal of the absurd rubbish that makes up virtually every other combat style on the planet, but at last, we finally got to see him dish out the criticism on a individual basis. And what a marvelous dishing out it was! The world has waited long enough for someone to put Aikido in its place, and after decades of patience, Master Ken finally came along to say what everyone else was thinking!
But if you think he’s done picking apart non-Ameri-Do-Te martial arts one by one, guess again! This week, Master Ken returns to offer his expert opinion on the “art” of Ninjutsu, the clandestine martial art created by the ninjas of feudal Japan. Legends speak of ninja decimating the Samurai with their underhanded and almost otherworldly tactics of combat, but Master Ken knows an old wives’ tale when he hears one! All practitioners of Ninjutsu should pay close attention! Like last week dismantling of Aikido, your highly overrated martial art is nothing but glorified ballet that is sure to get you killed the moment you attempt to put it to use! Join the rest of us Ameri-Do-Te converts once Master Ken has shown you the light!
