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Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)

“Underworld assassins hiding in plain sight” has evidently become a pretty common studio pitch these days, and “Gunpowder Milkshake” is the latest to jump into the game, to overall mixed results. With a confetti-like color palette and committed performances by its leading ladies, “Gunpowder Milkshake” doesn’t quite blow the doors off the hinges, but lands just this side of decent when all is said and done.

Trailer

Cast

Karen Gillan leads the movie in the role of Sam, while Lena Headey plays her estranged mother Scarlet, and Chloe Coleman portrays the young girl who comes into their care, Emily.

Carla Gugino, Angela Bassett, and Michelle Yeoh portray a trio of Scarlet’s old associates, Madeleine, Anna May, and Florence, with Paul Giamatti playing the villainous Nathan, overseer of the underworld organization known as “The Firm”.

Anna May breaks out the big guns
Sam and Scarlet lock and load for the final battle

Plot

15 years ago, Sam’s world was turned upside when she learned that her mother Scarlet was an assassin, along with finding herself orphaned shortly thereafter when Scarlet had to flee town after a botched hit.

Sam would grow up to become an assassin herself for her mother’s employer, The Firm, and her latest job tasks her with retrieving embezzled money, only to discover that the thief stole the money to pay off the ransom for his kidnapped daughter.

After getting the thief to a hospital owned by The Firm, Sam’s efforts to rescue his kidnapped daughter Emily ultimately leads to her finding herself at war with The Firm, while meeting her mother for the first time in years and joining forces with a group of her former allies.

Anna May takes her enemy down
Sam gives her all in the bowling alley brawl

Action

The title “Gunpowder Milkshake” is nothing if not an accurate shorthand for the movie it’s attached to. The movie looks like a Dick Tracy comic filtered through a cotton candy machine, and it doesn’t want for gunpowder either.

Jane Wick…?

Still, as the “John Wick” brethren it’s been likened to, “Gunpowder Milkshake” leaves a bit to be desired. For being as colorful as it is, “Gunpowder Milkshake” doesn’t have as much of an emotional hook as one would expect in Sam’s efforts to protect Emily and her reconnection with her mother after fifteen years.

The cast, especially the three librarians, largely play the movie as very dry and tongue-in-cheek without veering into zaniness, but that ends up being a lot more jarring than one might expect.

Inventive Action Scenes

“Gunpowder Milkshake” is essentially the Mona Lisa rendered in primary colors, clearly a clashing of tonal opposites, and one that’s both bound to be hit and miss for individual viewers, and one that the movie itself is curiously comfortable with. The action scenes, while not out of this world, are certainly inventive.

Leading Lady Karen Gillan, (aka ‘Ruby Roundhouse’) gets some Good Fights in!

Karen Gillan gets in a few good fights in a bowling alley along with holding her own against a trio of pursuers with her arms immobilized and in a parking garage car chase with the same handicap. While creative in their own way, they don’t quite hit the kind of bruising impact of her Ruby Roundhouse role in the “Jumanji” movies.

Lamentably, after swinging swords like there’s no tomorrow in “Master Z: Ip Man Legacy” a scant two years ago, Michelle Yeoh is simply way too underutilized for being cast in an assassin movie no less.

Situational fu with a gold block
Madeleine takes aim

Guns-Blazing Showdown

With that said, the last stand in the “library” is the guns-blazing showdown viewers paid to see and the movie doesn’t skimp on that. With the tease of more adventures with Sam and co at the end, the performances of Gillan, Headey, and their co-stars does make “Gunpowder Milkshake 2” a decent enough curiosity.

Summary

“Gunpowder Milkshake” isn’t particularly groundbreaking, but it’s a passably fun concoction of candy-coated hand-to-hand and ballistic action.

While seemingly unsure of whether it wants to be a light-hearted action romp or a somber revenge thriller, it’s creative in its action scenes and its cast are all in as a gun-wielding girl gang. One thing’s for sure – no one will ever get “Gunpowder Milkshake” on false advertising.

Sam arrives at the hostage negotiation
Sam gets the rundown on her latest mission

Favourite Quote

  • “…And an Agatha Christie…for reading.” – Madeleine (after Sam is handed several books with guns hidden inside.)

Trivia

  • The movie was filmed between June 3 and August 13, 2019 in Berlin.
  • Despite playing the mother of Karen Gillan’s character Sam, Lena Headey is actually only 14 years Gillan’s senior.
  • In France, the film is known as “Bloody Milkshake”.
Sam tries to make sense of the situation
Sam throws down with her enemies

Film rating: 7/10

“Gunpowder Milkshake” is streaming on Netflix now! Have you seen it yet? What are your thoughts on the movie’s action scenes and colorful visual palette? With a bit more work, could this be the start of a new Jane Wick-esque series? Let us know in the comments below, join in the conversation, share this on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter & Instagram!

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Brad Curran

From the earliest days of childhood, Brad Curran was utterly fascinated by martial arts, his passion only growing stronger after spending time living in the melting pot of Asian cultures that is Hawaii. His early exposure developed into a lifelong passion and fascination with all forms of martial arts and tremendous passion for action and martial arts films. He would go on to take a number of different martial arts forms, including Shaolin Ch'uan fa, Taekwondo, Shotokan Karate and remains a devoted student, avid and eager to continue his martial arts studies. Brad is also an aspiring writer and deeply desires to share his love for martial arts and martial arts movies with the world!

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