Fun Friday – Master Ken’s guide to surviving Halloween!

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Halloween is upon us again, and with this most festive night of the fall season comes the most sacred of all Halloween traditions – Trick-or-Treating. Unfortunately, the inherent danger of this tradition comes in the form of unscrupulous neighbors potentially poisoning the delicious assorted treats that trick-or-treaters acquire through the course of the night. Fortunately, Master Ken, founder of the unbeatable street lethal art of Ameri-Do-Te, has devised the most flawless method possible for safety testing treats before they find their way into your digestive system. All trick-or-treaters would do well to implement this method later this evening when their trick-or-treating activities of Halloween conclude.

However, treacherous neighbors poisoning trick-or-treat candy is hardly the only danger that one faces every 31st of October. This night also brings with it a sharp increase in the numbers of serial killers who prey on the innocent who want nothing more than to celebrate the many festivities of this night without incident. However benign and reasonable a pursuit that might seem, psychopathic knife, machete, and chainsaw-wielding maniacs such as Leatherface, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Norman Bates, and the Chucky doll are bound and determined to rack up their ever-expanding body count every Halloween. The mad men are further fueled by the knowledge that even if they should encounter a highly trained martial artist, he or she is unlikely to have any Ameri-Do-Te training, thus rendering he or she complete unable to fight off their attacker. Fortunately, Master Ken, the most powerful martial artist to ever live, has the answer to the problem once again, and has released the perfect instructional video for defending one’s self from a psychopathic killer through his acclaimed web-series, “Enter the Dojo”. Consult with Master Ken’s safety videos before partaking in any of this evening’s festivities, and you are certain to have yourself a safe and Happy Halloween!

Brad Curran

From the earliest days of childhood, Brad Curran was utterly fascinated by martial arts, his passion only growing stronger after spending time living in the melting pot of Asian cultures that is Hawaii. His early exposure developed into a lifelong passion and fascination with all forms of martial arts and tremendous passion for action and martial arts films. He would go on to take a number of different martial arts forms, including Shaolin Ch'uan fa, Taekwondo, Shotokan Karate and remains a devoted student, avid and eager to continue his martial arts studies. Brad is also an aspiring writer and deeply desires to share his love for martial arts and martial arts movies with the world!