Fun Friday – Q and A with Master Ken!

It’s that time once again, readers – Master Ken, founder of the unstoppable art of Ameri-Do-Te, is putting a moratorium on this week’s instructional video on why your particular martial art is total garbage, and will instead focus on taking questions directly from his fans, many of whom can count themselves among the approximately billions of people he has helped through his web-series “Enter the Dojo”.

A common question newcomers to martial arts feel strangely compelled to ask is why they would seek out Master Ken for instruction, or failing that, a sufficiently qualified Ameri-Do-Te practitioner. Martial arts novices and veterans who have had their minds warped by years of training in the useless stupidity of most martial arts foolishly question the power of Ameri-Do-Te’s many tools of death such as “The Hurticane” or the “Kill Face”. These naive fools further cement their martial idiocy by expressing their feelings that someone like Hwang Jang-lee, whom KFK recently had the opportunity to interview at the SENI Combat and Strength Show, embodies greater capabilities in martial arts than Master Ken. However, these individuals fail to look past the glitz and glamour of martial arts and unearth the true substance within. Sure, Master Hwang boasts an impressive 45th degree black belt from his cumulative martial arts experience, and has numerous confirmed instances of using his lethal kicking skills to tremendous effect in actual combat. However, you forget that Master Hwang’s 45th degree black belt does not encompass any Ameri-Do-Te training, meaning that he has spent his entire life studying nothing but ineffective nonsense.

On the other hand, Master Ken’s 11th degree black belt, a rank that he alone has managed to achieve in the vast history of martial arts, is the result of exclusive training in Ameri-Do-Te. Furthermore, Master Ken has intimately studied every martial art in existence in his formation of Ameri-Do-Te, dispensing with their weaknesses while retaining their strengths, resulting in a way of fighting that is “Best of All, Worst of None”, as Ameri-Do-Te practitioners like to say. In order to absorb the vast breadth of Master Ken’s martial arts wisdom, there’s no better place to start than his latest Q&A video!